Fark RSS Feed Fark RSS Feed . NJ.com [Silly] You see a dead bear on the road. Do you think: (a) road kill or (b) gift from the spirits. Since you're reading this here, you can assume (b) was chosen with the usual hilarity once the DEP got involved 01/12/2006 09:15 AM (Forbes) [Sad] Sidney Frank, inventor of Grey Goose vodka, has died at 86 01/12/2006 09:15 AM Komo [Amusing] How often has this happened to you You go out to your car and there's a sea lion sitting on top of it 01/12/2006 09:15 AM CNN [Dumbass] Judge rules that fetuses don't count as extra passengers for the HOV lane. No word yet whether that ruling extends to include plastic Jesuses and cute cartoon suction-cup felines 01/12/2006 09:15 AM 1010WINS [Cool] Vets conduct on eye surgery on penguins to correct cataracts, program them to take down Batman and Robin 01/12/2006 09:15 AM MSNBC [Scary] Take the amount of dog food in the field, multiply by the rate of poison, multiply by the average settlement. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one 01/12/2006 09:15 AM (Richmond Times-Dispatch) [Dumbass] Man's unusually large bicep turns out to be $10,000 in cash wrapped in a towel. Man reportedly not happy to see police officers, really did have gun in his pants 01/12/2006 09:15 AM Real Tech News [Dumbass] Symantec admits anti spyware program riddled with "kits" 01/